#1
Patient: Doctor, every time I drink coffee I get an intense pain in my eye. WHY?
Doctor: Have you tried to remove the spoon?
#2
Student: What do you get when you crossbreed a shark and a cow?
Teacher: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
#3
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
