{"id":1104,"date":"2018-04-27T17:49:56","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T17:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2018-04-27T17:49:56","modified_gmt":"2018-04-27T17:49:56","slug":"unnecessary-comedy-by-zach-rainville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/unnecessary-comedy-by-zach-rainville\/","title":{"rendered":"Unnecessary Comedy by Zach Rainville"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0Unnecessary Comedy<\/span><\/p>\n

By Zach Rainville<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Two hot dogs were cooking on the grill. One said to the other, \u201cIt sure is hot in here.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The other hot dog screamed,<\/span> \u201cOh No! It\u2019s a talking hot dog!!!\u201d<\/b><\/td>\n

Phil: Bob, why are you standing at that can of frozen orange juice?<\/span><\/p>\n

Bob: It says \u201cconcentrate\u201d.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Teacher: Cyrus, let me see your homework assignment<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Cyrus: I can\u2019t. It blew away when I was walking to school.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Teacher: Really? And why were you late for school.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Cyrus: I had to wait for a strong wind.<\/span><\/td>\n

\u00a0<\/i><\/b>Warning Read the Joke to the left before reading the Joke below. <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Teacher: Monday you told me your homework blew away. Tuesday you said it got flushed down the toilet. Wednesday you told me a burglar broke into your house and stole it. And on Thursday you said you dropped it in a garbage disposal before you could do it. Then I asked you to bring your parents to school. Where are they?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Cyrus: My dog ate them.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0Unnecessary Comedy By Zach Rainville Two hot dogs were cooking on the grill. One said to the other, \u201cIt sure is hot in here.\u201d The other hot dog screamed, \u201cOh No! It\u2019s a talking hot dog!!!\u201d Phil: Bob, why are you standing at that can of frozen orange juice? Bob: It says \u201cconcentrate\u201d. \u00a0\u00a0Teacher: Cyrus, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1105,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions\/1105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}