{"id":315,"date":"2012-10-26T19:22:29","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T19:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/?p=315"},"modified":"2012-10-26T19:22:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-26T19:22:29","slug":"cousin-jennifer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/cousin-jennifer\/","title":{"rendered":"Cousin Jennifer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-2\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"315\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"cookie\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-heart\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div><p>Cousin Jennifer<\/p>\n<p>By Nick Smith<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p id=\"internal-source-marker_0.7149553344583611\" dir=\"ltr\">Cousin Jennifer<\/p>\n<p>One evening recently, our housekeeper Mrs. Hudson had brought us a pot of tea, she turned to Sherlock Holmes with an uncharacteristic mischievous smile. \u201cI have a little poser that I fancy might amuse you for a moment or two Mr. Holmes, if you care to hear it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">~~~<\/p>\n<p>Sherlock arched an eyebrow. \u201cGo ahead, by all means.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell then, Mr. Holmes, the long and short of it is that my cousin Jennifer just got out of the London Hospital on Whitechapel Road. She\u2019d been there for a week, and her with nothing wrong with herself whatsoever. No illness, no injury, no mental problems, nothing. Not a word of complaint from her, before, during, or after. But they kept her in there for a whole week, and wouldn\u2019t let her do a single thing for herself. Why, they wouldn\u2019t even let her touch a knife or fork. And to cap it all off, she had to be carried bodily from the place. What do you make of that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Holmes smiled thinly. It\u2019s clear enough, Mrs. Hudson. What say you, Watson?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cousin Jennifer By Nick Smith &nbsp; Cousin Jennifer One evening recently, our housekeeper Mrs. Hudson had brought us a pot of tea, she turned to Sherlock Holmes with an uncharacteristic mischievous smile. \u201cI have a little poser that I fancy might amuse you for a moment or two Mr. Holmes, if you care to hear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":316,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-all-posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":317,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions\/317"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}