{"id":859,"date":"2016-12-08T19:56:13","date_gmt":"2016-12-08T19:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/?p=859"},"modified":"2016-12-08T19:56:13","modified_gmt":"2016-12-08T19:56:13","slug":"overheard-on-youtube-jokes-by-grisha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/overheard-on-youtube-jokes-by-grisha\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard on YouTube: Jokes by Grisha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-2\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"859\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"cookie\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-heart\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div><p>#1<br \/>\nPatient: Doctor, every time I drink coffee I get an intense pain in my eye. WHY?<br \/>\nDoctor: Have you tried to remove the spoon?<\/p>\n<p>#2<br \/>\nStudent: What do you get when you crossbreed a shark and a cow?<br \/>\nTeacher: I have no idea but I wouldn\u2019t try milking it.<\/p>\n<p>#3<br \/>\nLight travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright \u2013 until you hear them talk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#1 Patient: Doctor, every time I drink coffee I get an intense pain in my eye. WHY? Doctor: Have you tried to remove the spoon? #2 Student: What do you get when you crossbreed a shark and a cow? Teacher: I have no idea but I wouldn\u2019t try milking it. #3 Light travels faster than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=859"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":862,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions\/862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waylandmiddleschool.org\/orange_black\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}