Whoa! What’s Turducken?

By Alexis George


Are you having turducken for dinner this holiday season? Well if you have no idea what turducken is let me explain to you now. Turducken is a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. Get the picture? I polled some 6th grade students to see what their opinions on turducken were. My results are below.

Poll on Turducken

Gross: 5

Ok: 1

Yummy: 6

Cool: 8


“Sounds good to me!”

“I would never eat a ducky!”

“Um gross”


So I guess Turducken was voted cool. What is your opinion??

How Annoying Are These Calls?

By Alexis George

You just finish texting your best friend when you realize that you have a voicemail. As you start to listen an unfamiliar voice comes on, “Hi this is Jessica from Network health you should have received your package in the mail to subscribe to network health with your information. Please call this number to subscribe.” As you roll your eyes and delete the message, again the next day you get one about your credit card debt or your insurance. I mean how annoying can this get.

I’m a 12 year old girl who doesn’t want insurance. And I don’t have credit card debt. Lately I have been hearing about people getting these messages as well and am obliged to say ugh how annoying right. These people might have the brains to say I don’t think after a month of calling this person he or she will call back. Perhaps I have the wrong number? But no these stubborn and persistent people have to keep calling. Well I give them props for persistence. What do you think about these annoying calls??

An Interview with Ms. Gavron

This interview with Principal Gavron was conducted by Alexis George

Q: What was your first reaction when you were told that Mr. Kavaleski was retiring?

A: I knew that his plan was only to stay for a year when I became vice principal. But he ended up staying for two, which helped me because this way I could get a better handle on being a principle.

Q: What did you expect on the first day?

A: The first day of my new job was the annual math institute and it took place here at the middle school. Since I was a math teacher for 14 years I basically taught math that day.

Q: What are the hardest and easiest parts of being the principal?

A: There are a lot of important parts and so many. There’s the vision piece, what do I envision for this school? What’s most important? There’s the lunch duty part where I have to make sure kids make the right choices and if there is incidents, fix them. Hiring teachers is always tricky, but I love cluster meetings where I get to bond with all of the teachers and kids.

Q: I understand you were a math teacher, did you teach any other subjects? And what did you like about being a math teacher?

A: I absolutely love teaching math! I love it when I see kids finally being able to understand a problem when it just clicks, you know that ah ha moment. I taught English in Vermont for a couple of years because I was able to get a job as an English teacher, but I love math though. As a principle I am still a teacher, I teach kids how to make decisions and how not to make the same mistakes.

Q: What made you want to be a math teacher?

A: Well in college I was going to school to be a Doctor but realized that teaching would be best for me. I was Councilors at camps in the summers and it made me realize that I would rather be with kids, plus I loved school and math on top of that so it just made sense.

Q: What did you want do as a kid?

A: As a kid I was always really social but I never pictured myself as a principal because I always got really nervous in front of a crowd. I pictured myself doing something involving sports or medicine, I was really into sports. I have always been a math and science kind of girl. I was least comfy with English though.

Q: What’s the funnest part of being principal?

A: Getting to know Ms. Brennan and being with all of you kids.

Q: Is there any advice you have for the middle schoolers?

A: Actually I do. This is such a neat time in your lives. You can try new clubs, or music groups. Find your passion, try new things. This is a time to take positive risks. This is a fun time in your lives.

Idol Idol Idol

American Idol Review 2011

By Madeline Moran
Finally the new season of American Idol is here and I predict it will be one of the best years yet! Last season the show was so sketchy that it was hard to watch without changing the channel in the first 5 minutes. This year the judges gives American Idol some energy which it needs in order to be a thriving success. Jenifer Lopez has lots of attitude and a great personality which gives the viewers something to look forward to every week. Steven Tyler has a loud and energetic personality which keeps us wanting more. And of course Randy Jackson is the same cool and mellow type which is probably the only reason I decided to watch this year. The mix of old and new gives the show a twist I know we all wanted. Also this year the judges are all qualified because they all had tons of experience in the music industry. Last year Ellen had NONE at all! Oh and this year and every year we all love the fun host Ryan Seacrest. American Idol this year will keep you entertained! Tune in on Wednesdays and Thursdays at 8PM on FOX.

Ten Cool Facts About Snakes

By Julia Reck

1. Pythons can grow up to 30 feet in length, and weigh around 200 pounds!

2. There are almost 2,600 snake breeds in the world, and only 400 are poisonous.

3. Ireland has no snakes there at all in the wild.

4. Snakes are temporarily blinded when they are ready to shed their skin.

5. Snakes have no eyelids, so they can’t blink. Instead, their eyes are covered with a clear scale, called a spectacle.

6. The throat and stomach of a snake will stretch to the size of whatever it is eating. That is why some pythons get really plump, when they have swallowed an entire antelope!

7. Poisonous Snakes’ poison is sometime “milked” from them, by squeezing their venom sacs, so their poison comes out of their fangs. The poison is used to make anti-venom, which saves people who have been bitten by snakes.

8. Snakes can feel vibrations in the ground from other animals, and they can determine whether it is big or small, or dangerous to them.

9. The female Brahiminy Blind Snake, does not wait to find a mate before her babies develop, they develop on their own. If she can’t find a mate, all of her babies will be female.

10. Snakes’ with slit pupils hunt during the night, and snakes with round pupils hunt during the day.

What’s Hot and What’s Not!

Top 10 of the Month

And bottom 10…
November 2010

We have a LOT of things to look forward to this month. New TV shows, movies, and books that we’ve all been waiting for. And then there are the things to forget about. Some of these things include.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid #5: The Ugly Truth: In stores now
Why: A must have, as this is one of the last DWKs. Pretty much the only good book arriving this month too.

Not really any bad books this month. Just all average.

Definitely buy tickets to…

Unstoppable: 11/12/10
Why: It’s actually a true story. Ever wanted to know what would happen if an unmanned train with eight cars full of nuclear bombs slammed into our school?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt 1: 11/19/10
Why: Um, it’s HARRY POTTER. Why shouldn’t you watch it?

Burlesque: 11/24/10
Why: Christina Aguilera is the small town girl who decides to try out Hollywood. She makes it. As it’s Aguilera’s first return to acting in about 15 years, I would recommend seeing it.

You might not want to buy tickets for…

Skyline: 11/12/10
Why: The usual. A movie where aliens come in a big UFO and eat everyone in LA. Does anyone else notice how often this storyline comes up?

Hereafter: In theaters now
Why: SNOOZEFEST. The movie poster advertised it as a lame “save the helpless girl” thing and it wasn’t…it was even lamer. It was just about these people who are touched by death. A must miss.

The Next Three Days: 11/19/10
Why: It’s about a dude named John who’s wife, Lara, got a life sentence in jail for a murder she didn’t commit. It’s three years into her sentence and he found out that Lara was going to commit suicide. He’s doing is risking everything for the woman he loves. Love/Adventure category. Normally I love these type of movies, but this one doesn’t appeal to me at all.

TV shows

Tune in to…

Glee: Return of the Gleeks! Another upside to the third season is that Charice will be part of the cast as a foreign exchange student.

The Simpsons: Never has there been an episode of The Simpsons without a clever storyline and some gut-wrenching humor. And it’s pretty impressive that the animated comedy has managed to stay on top for 22 seasons.

Family Guy: The title says everything. A huge hit for everyone that can actually understand the humor. One of my very favorites. The humor is a bit inappropriate…but still. Who can resist Stewie’s charm?

Saturday Night Live: Always a good thing to watch. I swear, this show is addictive. Too bad it only airs on Saturdays…

Make sure you don’t TiVo…

Sonny With a Chance: Not again! Having to sit through the entire first season with my Sonny-obsessed little brother and sister was bad…but a second season? Really? This show is the one of the many mistakes to come for new Disney shows in the next year. There is no other word forcthis show but doomed.

iCarly: Four seasons and counting. Four more seasons than Nickelodeon needed to show it on the small screen. I’ve had enough of this. Miranda Cosgrove is 19 at this point, and she can’t play a 14-year-old forever.

The Walking Dead: Some director just made a huge waste of money. Pretty much people trying to buy a house after a zombie apocalypse. Need I say more?

Shake It Up: Joins Sonny with a Chance in the doomed category. I only have so much space as to make a single article for four bad shows, but also from Disney that will fall with Shake It Up and Sonny include Fish Hooks, Captain America, Pair of Kings, and CarsToons. I really think Fish Hooks doesn’t belong in that category. I actually like it. Unfortunately, you can tell it probably will fall to rock bottom, dragging Shake It Up and others with it.


Crank up the radio when you hear…

iYiYi- By Cody Simpson feat. Flo Rida
A perfect song to get you going. Pretty much what I wake up to in the morning. Very pop. Love it. Five stars.

By Katie Dreitler

Should We Wait till Helen Comes?

A review of  Wait till Helen Comes
by Mary Downing Hahn

Why should you read this book? If you like scary stories and mysteries, than that’s why. Wait till Helen Comes is a story about a 7-year old girl, named Heather, whose mother died. Heather’s father got married to Michael and Molly’s mother. (Michael is 10 years old, and Molly is 12 years old). Like most kids, Michael and Molly aren’t exited when Heather comes into the family. They think she’s a creepy brat. They also notice that Heather seems determined to blame small problems on them.
Soon, what makes living with Heather seem worse, is that they all move to a church together, deep in the woods, near a graveyard. Molly and Michael have never lived with Heather before at all. They were just used to visiting her.
Later, when they get settled in, they realize that these problems are getting worse. Molly and Michael’s possessions get destroyed. Only Molly and Michael’s possessions, not Heather’s.
A couple days later, Heather has been talking about this new invisible friend, “Helen”. Heather said that she lives in the graveyard, and has a lot in common with her, such as they have the same initials. Also, both of them have experience with family members dying.
When everybody was used to this girl, “Helen”, there was something big that happened. Michael and Molly’s stuff are torn apart, piece by piece, and there is a message their bedroom wall. This message was written by Helen. They tried bringing their parents over as fast as they could, but when their parents finally arrived at their room, the message was gone.
Join the adventure with Molly and Michael, as they figure out the big secret about Helen.

Comments from others:
“I think Wait till Helen Comes is a great book. Once you start reading it, you simply can’t stop.”-Lauren McNamara
“I LOVED THE BOOK!” -Alexa Santos
“It was really good”-Madeline Moran

By Lauren McNamara

It’s Secretariat!!

When considering your next family movie night, look for the movie with the subtitle, The Impossible True Story. Then you have found my pick for movie of the month. I absolutely fell in love with the story of the big red horse called Secretariat and seeing his story played out on the big screen was thrilling. This movie incorporates a little bit of everything from Penny Chenery’s  love of Secretariat, to the sadness that starts off the movie, to the hilarious actions of horse, owner, and trainer.

This story is one everyone knows but the movie works even though it’s done in the over-dramatized Disney fashion. So, even if you are reading this and thinking “I already know the story and now I should see it as a Disney movie?” The answer is yes. It gives you a slightly new prospective into a somewhat fictional view of the owner’s story as well as the horse’s. A definite family must-see, Secretariat is at a theatre near you and coming to soon to DVD or On Demand.

By Sarah Maietta

Day – O! Day – O!

Are all letter days equal in the eyes of WMS students? Or are some more equal than others?

Here is a poll which shoiws what students think.

  • A day: 3
  • B day: 7
  • C day: 6
  • D day: 8
  • E day: 7

“D’ day wins!

“A” day loses Boooooo

A day: Well on A days I have red block first and I always like to start my day in social studies with Mr. Lenz, says a 6th grade student in the David cluster.

B day: Well I’m in 7th grade and I get to skip math that day so I like it, says a 7th grade student.

C day: I like C days because I have study hall last block and I get to pick the homework I want to do because I have already had all of my classes, says a 6th grade student in the David cluster

D day: D days are good because I have all of my harder classes in the morning and the easier ones at the end of the day, says a 7th grade student.

E days: They are the best I mean it goes in rainbow order!! Not to mention I have all of my chore classes and then a study hall before social studies, says  6th grade student Alexis George in the David cluster.

By Alexis George

Mime Time? No Thanks!

The Mime Rhyme

Some people just really hate clowns.

Some hate spiders, and some hate loud sounds.

Some people are annoyed when others waste time

But what irritates me is simply a mime.

Their powdery faces

Are really disgraces

They copy and mimic

And it’s really a gimmick.

They wear black and white stripes ’cuz they just came from jail.

Their improvised acts are really a fail.

I really can’t say that I hate them enough.

I want to be one when I grow up.

By Abby McCarthy

Wayland Middle School