Unnecessary Comedy
By Zach Rainville
| Two hot dogs were cooking on the grill. One said to the other, “It sure is hot in here.”
The other hot dog screamed, “Oh No! It’s a talking hot dog!!!” |
Phil: Bob, why are you standing at that can of frozen orange juice?
Bob: It says “concentrate”. |
| Teacher: Cyrus, let me see your homework assignment
Cyrus: I can’t. It blew away when I was walking to school. Teacher: Really? And why were you late for school. Cyrus: I had to wait for a strong wind. |
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Teacher: Monday you told me your homework blew away. Tuesday you said it got flushed down the toilet. Wednesday you told me a burglar broke into your house and stole it. And on Thursday you said you dropped it in a garbage disposal before you could do it. Then I asked you to bring your parents to school. Where are they? Cyrus: My dog ate them. |