I hate being in the middle of things. Better to be in the beginning, Where everything is sweet and new. Or the end, Where its tame and peaceful. The middle on the other hand, Is like a lion out of control, Where everything is either exciting or dreadful. I hate being in the middle of […]
Unnecessary Comedy By Zach Rainville Two hot dogs were cooking on the grill. One said to the other, “It sure is hot in here.” The other hot dog screamed, “Oh No! It’s a talking hot dog!!!” Phil: Bob, why are you standing at that can of frozen orange juice? Bob: It says “concentrate”. Teacher: Cyrus, […]
#1 Patient: Doctor, every time I drink coffee I get an intense pain in my eye. WHY? Doctor: Have you tried to remove the spoon? #2 Student: What do you get when you crossbreed a shark and a cow? Teacher: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it. #3 Light travels faster than […]
