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An Interview with Mr. Rich by Anshuman Parulekar

12/11/17

Interviewer: Thank you for joining me today.

Mr. Rich: Thank you for having me.

Interviewer: What did you think about the University of Miami’s loss?

Mr. Rich: I was terribly disappointed.

Interviewer: Did you think they would have won if it was in Miami?

Mr. Rich: I always have faith that the Canes will pull through.

Interviewer: What do you think about the Miami Dolphins versus New England game tonight.

Mr. Rich: I think there will be a surprise victory tonight, I think the Patriots are getting a little too cocky and they need to be taught a lesson in humility.

Interview: I see, very bold.

12/12/17

Interviewer: Hello there again.

Mr. Rich: Nice to be here again.

Interviewer: Okay, First question. I know that you predicted the Dolphins to win but was there any science or logic behind your pick?

Mr. Rich: Only that the Patriots struggle in Miami and I thought that they were due for a loss.

Interviewer: So right now the NFC Playoff picture is a bit hazy but with Aaron Rodgers supposedly coming back and the Packers set to face off against 3 playoff-hungry teams to end the season in the Panthers, Vikings and Lions. Also two of those teams in the Vikings and Lions stand in the Packers’ way of yet another NFC North Division Title. Do you think when and if Aaron Rodgers comes back the NFC Playoff Picture will be turned upside down?

Mr. Rich: I think when Aaron Rodgers comes back he will be a man possessed and the Packers will make a big playoff push.

Interviewer: Staying in the NFC, something tragic happened this weekend. One of the best young stars in the game and MVP candidate Carson Wentz tore his ACL on a one-yard touchdown run against the Rams. Adding on to the injury, the touchdown was called back because of a penalty. Wentz, who leads the league in touchdown passes with 33, stayed in for a few more plays and then headed to the locker room. When I saw him walking back in, I knew something was wrong. Nobody knew what the injury was until it was revealed by Head Coach Doug Peterson Monday morning. Wentz will be out for the remainder of the season and the playoffs. This news was confirmed by “WMS Sports Analyst, Carson Boyer.” Here he is now: “As a big fan of Carson Wentz, I was devastated to hear that he was injured. I think that the Eagles will still do well with Jay Ajayi.” OK, that is Carson Boyer’s Take. How does this affect the MVP race and more importantly the playoffs?

Mr. Rich: I think the Eagles are in big trouble without Wentz. This league is driven by star quarterbacks – if you don’t have one, you can’t go very far. I think the NFC playoff picture just got blown wide open with this injury.

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